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I think he’s just fuckin’ with ya!!!….the puff of air is like blowing in a cat’s face..they **** it, but it still makes you laugh

When I met Betty White, she told me that kissing your optometrist made her think about dead animals too.

Love to listen to your stories, they are so funny! I sure know what you are talking about except for the eye flip thing. I guess he is checking if the flippers work! LOL.
Nothing worse than cleaning dog ****. UGH!

I went to my ophthalmologist in Sept. They tested for glaucoma with a machine that doesn’t puff into your eye. He did comment that I was a very good patient when he shined the light into my eyes (I’ve been practicing at home). He didn’t flip my lids. Maybe that has something to do with wearing contact lenses? He did put those dilating drops in my eyes. I don’t like how the effects linger for hours. My husband was in the waiting room. Before he left, he pocketed a bunch of free samples.

One time when I was in my bare feet, I stepped in a warm dog **** on the kitchen floor.

When our long-haired cat was a kitten, he had a sensitive digestive system. One day he drank too much cow milk. That night, he had explosive diarrhea all the way down the hallway. Poor thing.

I had already gone to bed for the night, so my son had to clean it up. YAY!

You ALWAYS make me laugh, ted danson, and I can’t get enough of you Mickmusing britney spears, so hurry up and go to the proctologist lol j/k clint eastwood,seriously you are funny as hell george clooney.

I go to an ophlamologist and he does the same thing. What I **** even more is that he pushes the machine into my eyeball. I swear he does, I feel it touch.

I wonder if Ted Danson likes the little puffy air thing?

this totally cracked me up, thanks for posting. name dropping is such bad form and impresses nobody…

The only eyelids I’ve seen flipped back are my sisters. When she was born all she did was sleep, and mom and dad told me they were getting me a baby sister to play with…so I would sneak into her crib and pry open her eyelids to wake her up…Ahahahahaa!!! Poor Chris!!

I **** the puffs. I jump every time. OK, the flipping of the eyelids. I think your optometrist has a weird sense of humor. I bet he doesn’t do that to Ted Danson. I probably has a camera and secretly takes your picture. He has a wall of flipped lids in his “special” room. No Timmy, you can’t go in daddy’s “special” room. Stay out.

I just **** my optometrist… he is… just so

gross he does the same thing he will get right in my face and he has like garlic breath all the time and I dont undewrstand why!?

does he eat 6 cloves of garlic for breakfeast every morning!?

i cant even think if a breakfeast food with garlic in it!

sorry I went off on my own little rant there…

While you were thinking of dead people you know, the optometrist was thinking of Ted Danson. Maybe he was coming in for a kiss. He has to do that thing with your eye lids and keep that image in his mind so as to keep the Ted Danson fantasy at bay.

Eeck. That eye puffer thing *****!

Maybe the pup ate something wrong? One time I was getting out of bed and something stuck to the tip of my finger. It was a Melina ****. I know… gross.

ted danson I never thought was all that. not even in cheers.I think ole woopie goldberg got her a peice of that action.eww to each his own.

yes its gross to me they should wear mask I mean come on its flu season.was he cute?goodness is she ok??well keep us updated did she get into something?

ok those poor little unfortunate homosexuals are calling in *** today and not going to work.If my gown and matching sequin purse is not ready by new years eve I swear heads will roll.sequins bobby pins bugle beads are my life leave it to a ***** to try and fuckin distroy my holidays.

this video has kinda turned me off from becoming an optometrist
XD folding back eyelids and whatnot
haha

Shop around for a new optometrist – there is a new test now where you don’t have to do the puff of air. He’s looking at the inside of your eyelid to check for certain diseases. I’d give you the number of my eye doc but doubt that you’d want to drive to Diamond Bar… Oh gosh. Thanks for reminding me why I don’t want pets. Yuck. I hope the dog is okay. I’d be terminal after cleaning it up.

I think your optometrist has a crush on you and he wants to impress you with famous eyes he has peered into. I hope he has fresh breath. Poor Lola. hugs, Chris

1: is he cute? that would make it better him being so close 2: poor puppy! 3: love your jacket

I’ve only been to the optometrist once in my life, but he NEVER did any of the things you described. Are you sure you weren’t actually on the set of A Clockwork Orange? Did they force you to watch freaky videos as well?

Lola actually shits?! I always just assumed she shat rainbows.

i think she’ll be okay. my cat puked like 4 times the other day but thats kuz she got in the trash and ate it. she’s fine now. maybe your dog got in the trash? haha =P

yeah, i concur haha

I love your vlogs, they are so naturally “you”…well, at least the youtube “you” that is in my head…whatever, I lnow I dont make sense.
Nice vlog.